“The wild pygmy koala lives in this hut with his chinchilla friends and they smoke flavoured tobacco”
The tour guide was quite sure.
People gathered round the front door, tired of his antics.
He knocked.
“Come in”
The voice was quite human.
A slight click as he opened the door.
Its always the unexpected
That usually greets you at the door
That’s why many people opt for cctv I suppose
Certainly most unexpected, a pygmy koala.
Yes must be very very small
The first thing the pygmy koala says to the tour guide; “I have been expecting you, my son.”
The tour guide winces, “You’re not my real dad”
I hope they all had a lovely evening discussing art and literature
That’d be cool.