Terrible dog based pick up lines

I think you are daschund and you are giving me a mastiff redbone (coonhound).
Wow you have a beautiful schnauzer, I’d better get to whippet.
You look angelic but I bet you are no saint (bernard).
You must be a dog lover, look at what you’ve done to my schnoodle.
Are you a nerdy bitch or are you koolie?
I was wondering about your xoloitzcuintli, is it coated or hairless?
When I peek a mon you know I’m gonna pinscher
Are you down to pug?



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