This game didn’t turn out as well as I hoped…
Better than the last one though 😀
Subliminal messages afoot!
Most of them just say “WHERE”
Not too sure.
Not too sure about the infinite money.
This was originally the title screen for some game I was making with ye olde Game Maker 5.3a (retro mother fuckers) about some guy who kept asking us for 40p. It was fulfilling and then I got bored.
The tea towel in this video may not look accurate to when you throw bouncy balls at a tea towel, but realistically fucking who does that?
If you had a bit of fire under your rogue section of terrain, under your floating tea towel, in your kitchen, I guarantee that this is exactly what would happen.
I tried to make a skybox in GIMP but when I put it in a scene in OpenGL it was fucking blatantly a cube.
I’m a fool.
Ha, oh well. When in doubt, glitch the fuck out of it.
This is how shrews see the sky when the insides of their eyes are gently twisted with a million tiny pliers, or so I’m told.