Watch out valentine
Rocks can burst from your elbows
Faster than you sit up
Be surprised everyday
There’s nothing you seen before
You can’t let it be
Loud, shining, quick and shallow
There’s one way up sun
The earth spins and spins
No one remembers the start
A hunk of bread falls
Well you knew the catch
So don’t lie to my faces
Don’t forget the past
This is a proud day
In the world of pepper spray
Get some tanqueray
Time for a rest pen
Please flashy light tell me when
Ill watch some shit then
Slimy ice vase rendevous
Tent peg overview
Get the fucking net
Carrots the best clarinet
Life is weird and people are freaks.
This is the greatest carbon fibre silk liquid known to man. This could power the entire universe.
Even though it’s obviously just some shitty half arsed render I did one day, trying to make something better than this. Doesn’t matter, this is still better than nothing.
When you have 5000 bits of cardboard and nothing to do with it what would you consider a worthy past time? The obvious solution is to set it alight and throw it up in the air so it scatters in all directions, no?
Rosplant Hagknard decided to do exactly this and upon realizing the cardivorous people of Sankrot Beach were facing difficulties maintaining their bovine box population, asphalt jeans putrid nature he promptly slit his own throat whilst forcing pigeon droppings into his mouth which promptly slid out the wound.
The pigeons are no prank riders and promptly saw this trick as an opportunity. The pigeons defecated into Rosplant’s mouth long after he perished, which was shortly after the throat injury.
One particularly stupid pigeon had thoughts:
What if there was no throat slit and our excrement flowed down his arsophagus?
What if there was no corpse of Rosplant, (for surely it shall rot?)
What if we replaced the corpse of Rosplant?
What if we used ceramic?
What if we linked all of these stations up into a tunnel that lead to the river?
This is how the sanitation system was invented promptly one afternoon.